You have been booked to play at the Sonisphere festival this year. Are you looking forward to it and how did the booking come about?

OUR AGENT INFORMED US ABOUT THE FESTIVAL AND I AM TOTALLY STOKED!

When did you know you were playing?

WHEN THAT SAME AGENT INTERRUPTED ME FROM MY BEER DRINKING.

Will you be spending the whole weekend at the festival?

UNFORTUNATELY NO, WE WILL HAVE TO TRAVEL TO ANOTHER SHOW WE ARE DOING....THAT AND I DON'T HAVE A TENT.

Is there anyone else you are looking forward to seeing at the festival?

I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING THE CROWD! OH AND I LOVE WATCHING METALLICA.

Do you have any funny festival experiences, either as a performer or a paying attendee?

I ONCE HUNG OUT WITH BOTH AXL ROSE AND SEBASTIAN BACH...WELL BY HANGING OUT I MEAN SEEING THEM AND YELLING THEIR NAMES AND GETTING A HIGH FIVE.

What other bands would you like to share the stage with past or present?

I WOULD SAY GWAR...OR THE CANTINA BAND FROM STAR WARS.

How would you describe your perfect festival?

HMMM, 100,000 NAKED GIRLS AND LOTS OF CROWD SURFING.

What has been the highlight of your career so far?

GETTING TO PLAY FESTIVALS LIKE THIS WITH RAD BANDS! (WHAT?, DID YOU EXPECT ME TO SAY THE TIME I MADE OUT WITH CINDY CRAWFORD STANDING IN LINE TO GET ONTO THE PLANE BACK TO LA?..BECAUSE I DID AND THAT WAS A HIGHLIGHT)

If you hadn’t been in a band, what do you think you would have done with your life career wise?

I'M NOT SURE. I DON'T WANT TO SELL ANYTHING, BUY ANYTHING, OR PROCESS ANYTHING AS A CAREER. I DON'T WANT TO SELL ANYTHING BOUGHT OR PROCESSED OR BUY ANYTHING SOLD OR PROCESSED, OR PROCESS ANYTHING SOLD, BOUGHT, OR PROCESSED, OR REPAIR ANYTHING SOLD, BOUGHT OR PROCESSED. YOU KNOW AS A CAREER, I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.

If you could change places with anyone for a day – who would it be and why?

MAYBE MY WIFE? JUST TO SEE WHAT KIND OF A IDIOT I REALLY AM!